Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits
Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!
Ms. Eiri!
Ominous(?) Familiar
This is why they always float around 😆
Ms. Eiri!
I cannot sleeeeeeeep ffffffuuuuuuuuuuu this is incredibly annoying and I shall distract myself by listing random things about Kiyrr
1. Every time she accompanied someone to see Jabba, she clangs his APEX PREDATOR AVOID AVOID AVOID instinct and he insists she wait out in the foyer. He’s convinced she’d just straight up eat him. She wouldn’t but she knows he won’t believe her if she says so. A lot of handheld games are played in the foyer
2. She can see into the ultraviolet spectrum!
3. She is an EPIC MECHANIC and has many thoughts and feelings about many different ships! She has a big soft spot for the Falcon “even though it’s got the fucken stupidest fucken layout and positioning for its fucken stupid hyperdrive arc spanner conversion unit shite and i have to fucken contort my entire arm into a five dimensional fucken PRETZEL TO ACCESS THE FUCKEN SHITTY ACCESS/INTERFACE SOCKET THING AAAIIGHHG”
4. She gets uncharacteristically awkward around Leia because Leia Is Cool
5. She likes mangoes
6. She longs to upgrade Vader’s life support armour because its design offends her and even if he’s VADER nobody deserves to have to deal with shit design and maybe he’d be less fucken miserable if fucken it got fixed
7. She hates millet
8. She likes blue milk
9. She doesn’t like macadamia nuts
10. She can sleep standing up
MOAR KIYRR ART
featuring her t e e f
Space Crow Vulture Parrot Iguana Lady eats bones and fruit seeds and occasionally rocks.
HILARIOUS FACT ABOUT ME:
i can do the r2-d2 “WHIEEEEAAOUUUUUWWWWWW“ scream
honestly the human brain is so small that you *will* forget how much beauty there is out there to experience unless you leave your house every three days. ik its fucked up but i promise its true
my brain, trying to deceive me: there's literally nothing outside!!!!! it's the same neighborhood it's always been !!!!!
me, tying my shoes: shut up shut up!!!! by god we're gonna try to find magic in mundane today !!!!
This is your annual warning that *there will be no warning* when fire season is about to start. Nobody’s going to post “Hey everyone, remember, fire season starts next Friday!”. The state will just catch fire. You will wake up and the sky will be orange. It could be tomorrow, it could be July, it could be August, we could get incredibly lucky and skip it altogether. If you hope to buy an indoor air purifier before fire season, if you want to ensure everyone in your home has a P100 for going outside, if you want to stockpile water and you haven’t already, the time to do it is today.
Oh right this is getting notes again. Fuck.
this post is why i got a p100 last year
Yearly reminder to check your go-bags and evacuation plans
When I was fourteen I got ten minutes notice of evacuation from the McLure fire in B.C.
Literally got told “you have ten minutes. Fill your laundry basket with anything you want to take with you. We might not be coming back.”
You want to be prepared BEFORE that point.
Of all the fucking notifications to get. Tantallon is on fire. Next town over from me. 800+ Hectares. There’s another 1000 or so burning down by Barrington and a smaller fire in Bedford.
That first and that last are suburbs of Halifax. So if you was thinking it can’t happen to you, it damn well fucking can.
Oh. Yeah. The Tantallon Fire started on Sunday. It hit 100 Hectares and destroyed 10 homes within 12 hours. Within 24 hours it was 780 Hectares. It’s now over 800 with 200 structures destroyed.
YOU WILL NOT HAVE TIME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.
So. Go Bag. Important documents. Couple changes clothes. Any medication. Any stuff you need for your pets. Keepsakes.
Keep it somewhere accessible.
Get it in the car first. Then if you have time you can add to it. I have a few bags prepped. They’ll go in the car in order of importance as circumstances permit.
Don’t forget money and a spare charger in your go bag. People will want to know you’re okay when you get to safety, and they can’t find out if your phone is dead.
I also recommend a battery-powered radio. You can listen to reports on your phone, but if the cell towers go down you’ll be in a world of hurt for information.
